Dear Santa.
I would like the spirit of Bettie Page to haunt the solitude of nerdom. I know thats a tall order, but we need a classy dame around here to help keep us in the right. I mean come on, she would so fit in with us. She is beautiful and and very bright. She could be there to slap us on the back of the head every time we did something stupid. Santa, you have no idea how much we need that around here sometimes. Ok, I know its a ridiculous request, but it would be wonderful. On a serious note, CIGARS, need I say more Santa. Oh, and one other thing I am leaving you a pint of Kraken rum instead of your usual milk and cookies, I figure you get cold on the sleigh ride around the world lol. I wish you good fortune on this years world tour.
sincerely
Chris K.
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