What Gets My Goat

I enjoy great blockbuster movies and music as much as the next guy. I don't have a problem giving my hard earned money to the actors, actresses, and music artist that provide me with entertainment. I'm glad they made it to stardom and deserve to be rewarded for their hard work and sacrifices.But DAMN IT! You know what really gets my goat, when they forget where they come from and have a blatant obscure view of the people that put them where they are and obviously the less fortunate. It makes me absolutely sick when I see one of those "Feed the Children" advertisements on TV. Now it makes me sick for two reasons, 1. No kid should ever have to live in those circumstances or conditions. 2. When they are essentially begging the hard working middle class men and women for support when there are people with much more robust bank accounts than us.Not to hate just on celebrities but more appropriately the exclusive tier of Americans known as the one percent. Normally I say my peace, then continuing trying to survive the day to day grind but I was watching FUSE (if you don't know it is kinda like MTV but with less reality bullshit) and a show came on called "The 50 most ridiculously rich people in music".

What really got me was what these "elite" spend their money on. Do they actually try to solve the children starving in third world country's problems..... Hell no. Believe me, I understand why they lavish themselves with expensive homes, jewelry, cars, etc. But does Jennifer Lopez really need to insure her ass for 27 MILLION DOLLARS! J Lo sweetie to be honest I think you was helluva lot hotter back when you played Selena. Why can't you take a quarter of what you pay for that insurance policy and use it to help these kids?

 Next up is Dolly Parton has a six hundred thousand dollar insurance policy for only her...wait for it...her damn tits! Really is your breasts so important that you gotta insure them for three hundred thousand each?

Tom Jones.... Honestly I don't know who the hell this guy is but anyhow he has a 7 million dollar insurance policy on his FUCKING CHEST HAIR! Seriously what the hell!?

Rock legend Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones insured his middle finger for 1.6 million dollars. Well Mr. Richards what a great big fuck you to all the people that could actually use that to feed children or help fund a credible agency that helps families after a massive natural disaster.

Mariah Carey.... Her legs are covered by a policy for a whopping 1BILLION DOLLARS.

Bruce Springsteen has himself covered in the event he gets throat caner, his voice is insured to a tune of 31.2 million.

I could go on and on and on with ridiculous insurance protected celebrities that really doesn't mean a damn thing. Oh, by the way the running total so far is 1.6 billion dollars. Keep in mind this does not include the millions on top of the millions that is spent on multiple 100 thousand plus cars, the multiple houses owned that are worth at the least one million plus. Another thing why in the hell do you need a house on every continent in the world? Not to mention those houses are fully staffed with maids, cooks, groundskeepers year round. Factoring all that in I would guess our total is at least 3 billion dollars.

Since I am on the subject of money and the way it is needlessly blown by people that don't seem to appreciate it, our elected officials are just as bad. They sit in Washington bitchin and crying over ways to "help" the average joe middle class ass busting guy that is barely surviving pay check to pay check but they bitch if they don't get a raise every six months. Honestly if you really wanted to help the country you would surrender a quarter or even an eighth of what you make and reinvest it into the country towards helping to reduce the national debt or as an extra tax "break" for the people that even put your ass in the position to make the money that you so selfishly blow out your ass.

Till next time readers have fun, be safe.

WTF?!?!?!

Women who cut off their toes just to fit into their favorite pair of shoes.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

Does this make any sense to any of you? It does not make any to me either. What can possess a woman to mutilate her own body to fit into her favorite pair of red pumps. I get having a favorite pair of shoes. I love my pair of Chuck's that feature The Buzz Kill Logo. However, if the time came where the shoes do not fit, the first thing I am going to do and I think any women that has even thought about this, the first thought would be the same. A long time ago in a city far away or possibly 20 minutes from the location you read this, a guy or gal came up with this store that sells, I don't know what they are called. Hold on a Sec. Let me think about this.... What is it that I am trying to think of? If only there was a building that held a bunch of shoes in it at once and that offered a service that when you needed new ones, you could just walk in and purchase them with money.  If only there was such a place!!! Hold the damn phone, there is. Why can't you just get a new pair of favorite shoes? It is not rocket science. Do you really want to go around life with only having four toes? That would be hell to explain at any pool party barbeque you go to in the Summer. Hey why do you only have four toes? Trust me I would be the guy sitting over in the corner laughing at you as much as possible as you explain in a serious face, that you did it to rock that pair of Jimmy Choo's. Let me make a comparison that none of you actually would do unless you have that weird sexual fetish that you have to cut something off. You walk into one of those stores that sells clothes that have some problems with them. A shirt only has one sleeve. You know the places I am talking about. Say you found a pair of gloves that you love. They would look great with any ensemble. You pick them up and look at them. The biggest problem that these gloves have is that there is a thumb and three fingers. If you are a cartoon character they are a perfect fit but you are a human and have 5 digits. Would you cut off a finger to make the gloves fit? I do not think so. This problem is solved so easily, find a new favorite pair of shoes. But if you want to cut off your toe to get into a pair of shoes, send me an email so I can laugh at you.

Ladies, you can win be hot and not have to cut anything off. The way to do that is enter the 2013 Hall Of Hotties Contest. Just look for the Hall Of Hotties Contest entry on the right of the screen. 

Caption This

We have not done one of these in awhile and figured it was no time like the present. Now let me go over what this is all about. We are going to put up an actual photo that has not been doctored through Photoshop. This pic could be weird, funny or something that will make you say What The Fuck?!?!?! Today, we find a male on the way to Comic Con. You are not a nerd unless you have been to a Con, I want my honeymoon to be at the San Diego Comic Con. The big one. Well this pic is of a Halo character that seems to have forgot to work out.

It looks like Master Chief is feeling the effects of the bad economy as well.

Now it is up to you. If you feel that you have a better Caption, leave us a comment. Who knows, if you make us shoot a liquid out of our nose and bladder, we just might send you something.

Diary Of A Nerdy Chick

Hello fellow nerds, it has officially been entirely too long since I have written anything. However, do not fear I am alive and back with a vengeance every nerd will love.  Let's see what's been going on with me? Well I spend countless hours working now which means at the present moment I have less time for gaming and I kind of have to be an adult now. Okay, who am I kidding. I still game. Me with no gaming is never, I repeat never going to happen. I recently played through the God of War Saga and HOLY CHAINS OF OLYMPUS KRATOS! I forgot how much I love that series, my ability to play it for days on end while covered in potato chips and pizza all the while lacking pants should prove my endless loyalty. However, I lost count of how many times that game royally pissed me off to the point where I felt like throwing the controller through a dang wall. It was probably close to a million. I love those games, the graphics are stunning, the story is well thought out. The puzzles really make you think. I spent about an hour in the same part screaming " Well what in freaking Hades am I supposed to do here.  For a bit there the game had schooled me. I was no longer screaming obscenities about how awesome I was. I was slowly becoming Squidward from Spongebob during that episode where he just goes stark raving mad from trying so hard to do a better job than Spongebob at work. Yeah, I just made a Spongebob reference, I realize this, and yet. I'm still an adult. I finally beat the game and then proceeded to tell the game to suck it. Then it happened. I saw a trailer for Ascension again. Instantly hooked. Forget how mad I just got, or how stupid I just felt. I finished it and now I NEED THAT. I'm now convinced games are laced with some kind of crack within the packaging that makes you HAVE to buy all DLC for your favorite game.  You don't need DLC for a game but the minute that hits your system the feeling of instant bad-assery is one you can not escape it's just too much, and within five minutes you're not just covered in Cheetos dust, but you have bathed in your own drool. Yeah, that part isn't pleasant, but is quite funny. Speaking of funny things, you know what else is funny. Scaring people. HILARIOUS. We all know the ever popular paranormal activity series, well I convinced the boyfriend to watch them. I giggled and sat through it munching on movie snacks. I will admit I might have jumped a few times.  By far the best thing ever is watching your boyfriend jump and check for a wet spot on the couch next to you. Not only that, but every single noise that is normally cats jumping and playing turns into ''WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT, HOLD ME" That my loves is absolutely priceless.  Maybe I can video it next time? Oh yes, that's brilliant.  So what did we learn? If you play a game without pants, you're truly committed, pizza is still the best food ever no matter your age, and there is always I repeat ALWAYS time for gaming.

Sincerely,
The Nerdiest Girl Alive.

The Buzz Kill Live Episode 4

The crew is back for what is being touted as one of the more interesting episodes. Ever want to do cocaine off of Lindsay Lohan's Vag? Maybe we can have politics by Dennis Rodman. Is praying on a tv show with hunters bad, we look at the Duck Dynasty controversy. We read some epic Facebook fails including praying to a Baby Jesse. A superhero's dick in a box, a girl who didn't fall in love with a major book character and much more. If you are on a mobile device or just want to take this show on the go with you click DOWNLOAD or search for us on iTunes. Just kick back and listen to this episode.

Funny Ass Video

Have you ever had one of those days, where all your friends are over. My guess is that you are all high sitting around in a circle watching Extreme Couponing. By the time it is too late to realize it you cannot find the remote and are stuck in a whirlwind of reality hell. The munchies start to set in. A friend of yours decides to channel his inner genius and suggest the greatest high food in the world. Taco Bell. The food of the Gods when being influenced by a legal or illegal substance. You tell everyone that a run Taco Bell in now on the plans. Everyone heads out to your car. You sit down in the driver's seat and reach into your pocket and your keys are nowhere to be found. A little panic turns into full on craziness when your keys are nowhere to be found. Your friends are laughing at you and your keys are nowhere to found. Does this sound like the story of your life? Well, the funny guys over at Extremely Decent Films have a song about losing your keys. If this sounds like you sit back and have a good giggle at your own expense of course.

The Buzz Kill Live Episode 3

The craziest show on the net is back for a very special mid week edition. We are going to get you prepared for Saturday but until then this show will get the pallet wet. We take a look at Jacking Off for charity, on charity and with Charity. We find out what actually went on in 7th Period Chemistry. The Emo Kids are back with a new FML, we hype up the largest contest in the history of The Buzz Kill!!! Dan is back with his dirtiest poem to date. We have a very special PSA about going to Truck Stops in Mo and a whole lot more. Sit back grab some popcorn and give the show a listen. If you are on a mobile device or want to DOWNLOAD the show, just click the giant red letter or find us on iTunes.

Show Me Your Tweets

Has it been a bad year to be a former child star or what? I think if we played a drinking game to as many times Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of rehab, the entire country would be full of drunks and wearing lamp shades on our heads. But someone that is trying to one up Miss Lohan in the crazy department is Amanda Bynes. This retired actress, how do you retire from one decent movie and a career that has been over since The Amanda Show, but I digress. One of her former All That castmates took the world of Twitter and dropped a Tweet about the former crazy as fuck child star. Here is that Tweet.

Just An Opinion

I want you to close your eyes and go back to the days of your childhood. Remember what it was like to head out to the playground and play with your friends on the swings, or going down the slide. It was a much simpler time when life couldn't get you down at all. The hardest thing that you really had to deal with was the hardships of eating broccoli or green beans. Life was easy. Now, I want you to think back to the day when your teachers asked you what you wanted to do when you grow up. Do you remember what you said the teacher. Now that was over 20 years ago for myself, but I remember what I said to this very day. I wanted to be a game show host. The closest I have been able to get is a contestant which isn't bad considering. Today, I want to talk to you about Dreams and Goals. I think that all of us had dreams but they matured as we got older. Again, though, I want you to go back to the day that you told the teacher what you wanted to be. I had a friend in my class that was fascinated with school buses. I remember he told the teacher that he wanted to be a school bus driver. Did he actually become a school bus driver? No. Did the teacher tell him he couldn't do that? No.

Why is it that when we become adults our dreams and goals mature over time, and the people in our lives want us to fall flat on our faces. I think it becomes a sad state when the people who should be supporting us, decide to be the ones that tell us what we are doing is wrong and that we should be doing everything in our lives their way. It seems wrong to me that we can't be our own individuals. I get all for being realistic but if we were going to go in that route, man would have not landed on the moon, we would have no idea what music truly was or there would be no way to communicate with other people via this thing called the internet.

If one of these roadblocks stands in your way, I guess that it is someone that is very important to you. The biggest roadblock is family. You want to be able to say that your parents are proud of you even up into your later ages for everything that you do. How can you do that if your parents do not support anything that you actually do? Family is important but if they can not be happy with you at all maybe it is time to say goodbye for a while and do your own thing. Take this into consideration, would you rather you be chasing your own dream or their dream?

There is one way to get past all of the negativity that is being produced around you. You need to bottle it up and use it as fuel to light the rocket that will send you straight to stratosphere. Everyone will have that one person that doesn't think what you are doing is good enough for their standards. I know most of you actually chasing a dream that is difficult to achieve without hard work knows exactly what I am talking about. I want you to think about those standards in your own mind. Do they even live up to their own standards? 99% of the time you will be able to answer no. When someone tells you that what you are doing is a waste of time or not going to matter, tell them to shove it. I do not know about you but I would rather have a life of "Oh Well" than a life of "What if's."

What if that teacher would have actually told my friend that he couldn't be a bus driver? How devastated would he have been? Maybe that is the mindset we should have when we are adults. Instead of  trying squashing or taking a crap on someone's dreams or goals, give a little encouragement and support, maybe just maybe, you are setting someone up for a success that they could never dream of. Just knowing that someone is behind you, giving you support, is all that is needed.

If you are one of those people who actually is a realist or a pessimist when it comes to this sort of thing. I want to you to think back to what you said to that teacher when they asked you what you wanted to be. Take a look from then to now. Did you actually accomplish something on your list? If you did, was someone there pushing you? If you say no, my guess is that you would make a great poker player. If you didn't, it might be time to let go of the bitterness you have inside of you and realize just because you mess up doesn't mean that they are going to mess up.

If you are chasing a dream or a goal remember that this guy and this website will stand behind you for your entire journey.

If you do not like what I said, remember this was "Just An Opinion"

Retro Music Video 5/4/13

I have had the worst case of writer's block for the longest time. I have been trying to figure out to combat it. I think I have fallen into a small rut. I am not sure how to explain that any better. I can tell you how my day is going to go before I even get up and I am not the happiest about that all. My day starts out like any other day possible.  I wake up, look out the window realize that it is still dark and go back to bed to only wake up at a little after 11. I miss waking up at a normal time. My normal time used to be at 9. The early bird might get the worm but the early bird also goes to bed after the Wheel is off. I feel old when watching that show, it is just that if you watch that show dinner should be at 4:30 and brought home a dinner from the old people haven known as Denny’s. It should also be brought by a younger person that is in scrub pants. After I grace the cats with my presence, which means I will accidentally kick them as they run under my feet. I do not harm cats in anyway; I find them loving, fluffy, and very tasty with barbeque sauce. My morning bathroom trip consists of me misfiring the toilet and possible hitting one of the said cats in the head. A white to yellow cat makes me giggle on the inside and the out. I walk into the living room and look out the door like a paranoid idiot drug dealer every time a car goes. I do not sell drugs on the street corner except NyQuil. I just lie and tell them that they are liquid ecstasy. The mind is a very powerful tool in the war on getting someone high.  I sit on the couch and look blankly into the wall hoping that something will happen. I sit there for about an hour until reality slaps me in the face which is actually the cats getting their revenge and then I work on stuff for the site. It is the same thing every day, the only thing that changes is the clothes and sometimes that may not even happen. I am a dude, get over yourself people. I get tired of the same ole situation.